Date: Saturday January 8th 2005

 

           Ok, so I saw this movie at nine fourty, a pretty full theater. Actually, that's an under statement since I ended up sitting in the third row! Nearly snapped my neck off trying to watch two hours of pure shit! This movie made no sense. It made you think it was leading up to something, that never came. It just ended! Sure there were some parts that my heart almost burst through my chest, but that might have somehting to do with Nastasia nearly pulling off my arm in fright. Things just jumped out at you, a cheap scare. So we all know this guy can hear the dead through televison static, yada yada. Then he goes through this movie watching for someone. (dont want to give it away!) And meanwhile he saves ONE PERSON! So now he thinks hes superman and has to save every person that he comes across. He sees one other person, tries to find her and all the while these three "evil spirits" are walking and apearing on the static screen. Real scary! Not... Anywhoo, so it leads him to some warehouse and some psycho guy is like "They made me do it! They like it!" Which makes it sound like these evil spirits just get off on people being killed. Who knows. They sure as hell dont tell you! And so he tries to save the girl, from the psyhco and the evil shadow guys are like "Hey I havent finished yet!" Well not really, they dont talk. But, they do go all crazy and swirl around him. Really lame shit. I wont tell you how it ends but it was dissapointing. All in all, I give this movie a 3 on the Shannon Scale of one to ten. Later!

 

                       -{Shannon}

I saw the previews for the White Noise and I thought it was awesome. The fuzzy looking people on the T.V., looking like their trying to get out. It seemed like there were going to be more scary parts like that. But there actuality there was only one!! That part really did scaer the crap out ofme. While I was watching the movie I was waiting for more scary parts but all the "scary" parts were just bad special effects and stupid music. There was this one part with the kind of music thats like "dun dun dun.." and the music was leading up to him just opening a curtin!! It was soo dumb. There were these 3 guys that were always in the recordings Keaton's character did. They were soo random and in the end they suddenly had these "powers", even though they were dead, to kick Keaton's charecters ass!! In that fight scene you saw 2 minutes of the 3 guys just opening their mouth and trying to be scary. You know that part was scary. For the first 10 seconds!!! This movie had no meaning to it other then another movie labeled as a stupid scary flick. Honestly there hasn't been a scary movie since the Excersist that has made me not want to go to bed.

-Nastasia

 

Third Opnion:

As inherently unthrilling, incoherent, and unsatisfying as scrambled porn.

-Peter

 

There you have it! White Noise definetly SUCKED!

Date: Sometime late Fall

 

I'm not quite sure when I saw this movie, but I definetly wanted to reveiw it. I found it hilarious! I personally never like zombie movies. They never seem realistic to me. Well the only one I have seen is... well i cant remember the name but it was based on a video game. Sucked out loud! Anywhoo, so this movie is about a radnom guy named Shaun who for the first part of the movie shows his everyday life with the best friend, the roomate, the girlfriend and the parents. With his sucky job and relationship almost finished. Boo hoo, right? So, then zombies start up and at first hes  oblivious to the fact that they're even there! He does eventually realize it though. So now him and the crew got to get their asses to someplace safe. Full of some funny and gross sences. Its a film about true friendship and family values! You'll see what I mean when you see it. I give this a 9 on the Shannon Scale of one to ten. I cant wait till this one is out on DVD. Later!

-{Shannon}